Problem?

I still don't know how to react to this; as if it is a prank or serious?

AUGUST 5, 2013

< Intel has detected an INTERCEPTOR.
An UNKNOWN device has been recieving our TRANSMISSIONS.
FULL CAUTION advised.
INTERCEPTOR must be dealt with.
If need be be the INTERCEPTOR will be TERMINATED. >

August 1, 2013

AUGUST 1, 2013

< MANUFACTURED EARTHQUAKE in AREA 881..
Office building UNSTABLE. COLLAPSE.
SEVENTY-TWO(72) CASUALTIES.
HE was present.
HE is PLEASED.
Procedure went as planned. >